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Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign
MILFORD, CT—Bemoaning the tremendous loss of time and resources, frustrated executives at the Subway restaurant chain have scrapped a $150 million advertising campaign featuring...
Man Remembers It Summer Solstice After Noticing Group Of Pagans Fucking In Ring Of...
TULSA, OK—Saying he had almost completely forgotten the longest day of the year was approaching, local resident Phil Garrison suddenly remembered it was the...
Wretched Outcast Woman With Combination Skin Forever Trapped Between Dry And Oily Worlds
BROOKLYN—Doomed to wander the Earth imprisoned by a complexion requiring both mattifying and hydrating products, sources confirmed Monday that wretched outcast of a woman...
Extremely Effective Therapist Just Lets Patients Beat Shit Out Of Him For 45 Minutes
SAN FRANCISCO—Acknowledging that some of his clients have to overcome some initial hesitation, cognitive therapist Dr. Daniel Boyer spoke Monday regarding his innovative technique...
Website caught secretly live-streaming NY hotel guests (NSFW)
Security cameras are a great way to protect your property. Unfortunately, they can also violate your privacy if someone uses them against you without...
Crime Scene Forensic Investigator Reminds Officers To Stop Shooting At Dead Body Under Sheet
ST. LOUIS—Repeatedly telling them they were interfering with his duties, forensic investigator Albert Correo reminded several police officers at a crime scene Tuesday to...
Man Remembers It Summer Solstice After Noticing Group Of Pagans Fucking In Ring Of...
TULSA, OK—Saying he had almost completely forgotten the longest day of the year was approaching, local resident Phil Garrison suddenly remembered it was the...
Top Reasons To Consider A Road Trip For Your Next Family Vacation
Vacations with your family can help you unwind and reconnect with loved ones, but they are often expensive and difficult to plan. Here are The...
