Wretched Outcast Woman With Combination Skin Forever Trapped Between Dry And Oily Worlds

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BROOKLYN—Doomed to wander the Earth imprisoned by a complexion requiring both mattifying and hydrating products, sources confirmed Monday that wretched outcast of a woman...

Man Remembers It Summer Solstice After Noticing Group Of Pagans Fucking In Ring Of...

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TULSA, OK—Saying he had almost completely forgotten the longest day of the year was approaching, local resident Phil Garrison suddenly remembered it was the...

Hero Coworker Contributes Single Tissue To Water Spill Cleanup Efforts At Next Desk

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CINCINNATI—Springing into action within moments of seeing the plastic cup topple over, hero coworker Brian Alvarez contributed a single tissue to the water-spill cleanup...

Top Reasons To Consider A Road Trip For Your Next Family Vacation

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Vacations with your family can help you unwind and reconnect with loved ones, but they are often expensive and difficult to plan. Here are The...

Crime Scene Forensic Investigator Reminds Officers To Stop Shooting At Dead Body Under Sheet

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ST. LOUIS—Repeatedly telling them they were interfering with his duties, forensic investigator Albert Correo reminded several police officers at a crime scene Tuesday to...

Zach Braff, Alyssa Milano Call Out Trump For Far More Effectively Pivoting To Politics...

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LOS ANGELES—Publicly castigating the president for outstripping their own efforts, media luminaries including Zach Braff and Alyssa Milano held a press conference Thursday in...

Taylor Swift Inspires Teen To Come Out As Straight Woman Needing To Be At...

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UPPER ARLINGTON, OH—Describing how the pop singer’s latest music video provided the encouragement she had been looking for, local teen Gabriella Bowman was reportedly...

Extremely Effective Therapist Just Lets Patients Beat Shit Out Of Him For 45 Minutes

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SAN FRANCISCO—Acknowledging that some of his clients have to overcome some initial hesitation, cognitive therapist Dr. Daniel Boyer spoke Monday regarding his innovative technique...
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